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Which subject did the witch get an A+ in?
Spell-ing!

Which side of a bird has the most feathers?
The outside!

Which object is king of the classroom?
The ruler!

Who can jump higher than a 10-story building?
Anybody! Buildings can’t jump.

What has a bottom on its top?
Your leg!

What do you call a yak in a jungle?
Lost!

Why did George Washington sleep standing up?
Because he couldn’t lie!

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?
The gave her the cold shoulder.

What do ghost like for dessert?
A: I scream.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: no body